5 likes and I’ll start a thread about what I dislike about Ghanaians all over the world

IT’S TIME OOOOH

Disclaimer: everything that I’ll tweet in this thread is just pure bants. If you take it personal, go fight your aunty who sells koko in Ashaiman siaa. Agrɔ agrɔ nti wo bɛ su? Twuaaaa

I’m just starting with any country that comes up in my mind so don’t think I didn’t mention yours first you’re safe. Free smoke

Ghanaians from (Germany for those who failed geo):

Most Ghanaians in Germany were born in a Lufthansa flight from or going to Accra. The way their German is so aggressive and with spit is the same way they dance azonto in their annual Link up party’s. Love your sausages tho

Ghanaians from Belgium :

If they speak any Ghanaian language or even pigdin and they mention the word “Alee” smack them in the name of the Lord and Santo. Their fries are thicker than kokonte, country is Jon, the boys chill with bandana’s in church. Hmm it shall be well alee

Ghanaians from France :

Croissant Ghanaians. 2020 and the boys still straight their hair. will wear dashiki with shorts and chalewote and caption it with : je suis Africain. These niggas will make twi sound so extra without any reason. Eats croissant with shitor or stew

Ghanaians from Ukraine :

EVERY GHANAIAN FROM UKRAINE IS A DOCTOR. aah why?? My cousin Kwaku Dokno who went from Nungua as a carpenter, uploaded a doctor certificate 4 weeks after touching down in Kiev. Stop this fraud ah it’s not nice

Ghanaians from United Arab Emirates :

These Ghanaians never travel uno. They’ll just snap the airports of Dubai, Abu Dhabi and the other Emirates Saa But never enter plane. Flexin on social media with your Samsung galaxy S 2. Ooh ma yɛn dwen yehɔ

Ghanaians from the United States :

I need a part and 1&2 on this one.

They think every designa thing they rock stands for drippppp. Arrogant dyierr omo Fa no kua. Too western, barely speak twi. Only started travelling to Ghana after Boris Kudjoe and Diggy Simmons went.

USA is a third world country. Mo president yɛ jon. But when you come to Ghana come and see Akesesɛm! Mo sori aah enaa “I’ll die for my niggas yoo” herhhh do you have healthcare?? Go and make sika man.

Ghanaians from Italy :

Why don’t y’all stay in Italy? Most Ghanaian who were born there or lived there now live in the UK. Parents will name you Dolce, Gucci, Spaghetti, Frappuccino, Michelangelo But they cant pronounce it. They eat pizza with light soup as well.

Ghanaians from Spain :

They think they are cool cause they can watch Narcos and Money Heist ( La case de papel )without translation or subtitles but listennnnn, no one rates you in Ghana. Yesi bogga a ba wo Si Spain aaah Dios mio . Tapas is shit btw

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