Kasplon: You& #39;re really into that romcom trope where a high powered, stressed out city type meets a wholesome country boy and learns to chill the fuck out
Stanpat: You& #39;re into two things - healthy marriages, and menhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">gettinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">peggedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">
Stozier: Your ideal relationship dynamic is that meme that goes "Ho don& #39;t do it..." -does it- "Oh my God..."
Bichie: Your ideal relationship dynamic is also the "Ho don& #39;t do it" meme, except they take it in turns being the ho
Bev/Kay: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls being friends, gals being pals...
Richie/Connor: You& #39;re either cripplingly addicted to redemption arcs, or you& #39;re just super convinced that Eddie is straight
Reddie: You& #39;re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bickering
Bev/Eddie: You& #39;re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma
Steddie: You& #39;re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being done with Richie& #39;s bullshit
Streddie: This is the same joke a Steddie except you don& #39;t think being done with Richie& #39;s bullshit precludes wanting to fuck him
Don/Adrian: When you write fix it fic, you fix EVERYTHING
Stanlon: Your love of nerds is matched only by your belief that Bill does not have rights
Kaspscom: Your ideal relationship dynamic is big gentle dog/small angry cat
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