REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO KISS HER BUT SHE WAS GAY AND LIKED YOUR SISTER

MY MOUTH IS WIDER THAN THAT TIME I HAD SEX. I KNEW YOU’D DO THIS, YOU’RE AWESOME BITCH!!!!!!!

Now that I have my follower count up after two long years, it’s time I let you guys know I made this account to tweet out of context DGD lyrics