Thread by @thespookyspork, why dan howell is actually a towel

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why dan howell is actually a towel - an in depth discovery on what dan is truly hiding..

now, before i begin spilling the truth that has to be spilt, i know that “exposing” and digging up stuff from dan’s past isn’t okay, but the world deserves to know what dan is hiding away from the world.

firstly i present physical proof of dan the towel:

still don’t believe me? i have more. evidence proving my fact.

we all know that dan has had a fringe, correct?

now, let me ask you this.

what do we use to dry our fringes after we get out of the shower?

that’s right.

we use towels.

need i say more?

dan has also said on a certain occasion that “spaniel towel” was not one of his high school nicknames.

is this really the truth?

or, is he lying because he’s scared to show the world his secret towel persona?

finally, neither dan nor phil have ever denied that dan is a towel. this is even further proof, that dan is a towel.

dan hiding this away from us is inconsiderate, and we deserve to know the truth.

dan has shown untrustworthy behaviour by lying to us for over a decade about his true being ; a towel.

this will not be allowed anymore.

we want answers dan howell. or should i say, dan towel.

this concludes why i believe that dan howell is a towel.

hopefully, you will agree with this, and together we can stand to make sure that dan #embraceshistowelself

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