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Found out my ex cheated. I plotted for 2 weeks & waited for my opportunity. One night, he wanted to go out with his boys so I offered to take drop him off.. I’m wavin at him all sweet like ...
I get home & start neatly folding his clothes. I nicely packed his belongings into boxes. I then packed all the things he bought , including all the gifts he gave me , which wasn’t much. I then carefully packed his truck and secured everything down with straps. I was excited haha
3 days prior, He was distracted by his video game and I slid in there and asked if he could sign some paperwork from the leasing office about the landscaping. THIS IDIOT SIGNED IThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> what he really signed? Request for Removal From Lease Form https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I’m lookin at him like
Got him removed from my lease & asked the landlord if I could please change the locks & she was okay with it! So I changed the locks once I was done loading his truck. decided to pour me some wine & relax until it was time for my Grand Finale https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">
The morning of, he told me he was gonna hang with his boys so I knew I was gonna make my move that night. Bc he wasnt on the lease anymore, he technically couldn’t park there. So, I called the tow truck to tell them he was parked illegally in my spot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I’m in the window like
I also called the towing company that was 28 miles away so that my ex would have to pay the mileage to & from (it was $2.35/mile X 56 miles + the $289 tow fee= $420 BEFORE TAXES https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">) Gave the tow truck driver my ex’s keys, ate an edible & slept like a baby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
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Don’t you just LOVE IT when a plan comes together !?!? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Hey guys lol I’m okay; this happened almost 5 years ago. I’ve grown from that & am a better person now, I swear https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> although there are many ppl who didn’t agree with my methods, theres a lot more showing love https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> thank you!
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