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Found out my ex cheated. I plotted for 2 weeks & waited for my opportunity. One night, he wanted to go out with his boys so I offered to take drop him off.. I’m wavin at him all sweet like ...
Found out my ex cheated. I plotted for 2 weeks & waited for my opportunity. One night, he wanted to go out with his boys so I offered to take drop him off.. I’m wavin at him all sweet like ...
I get home & start neatly folding his clothes. I nicely packed his belongings into boxes. I then packed all the things he bought , including all the gifts he gave me , which wasn’t much. I then carefully packed his truck and secured everything down with straps. I was excited haha
3 days prior, He was distracted by his video game and I slid in there and asked if he could sign some paperwork from the leasing office about the landscaping. THIS IDIOT SIGNED IT
what he really signed? Request for Removal From Lease Form I’m lookin at him like
what he really signed? Request for Removal From Lease Form I’m lookin at him like
Got him removed from my lease & asked the landlord if I could please change the locks & she was okay with it! So I changed the locks once I was done loading his truck. decided to pour me some wine & relax until it was time for my Grand Finale 
The morning of, he told me he was gonna hang with his boys so I knew I was gonna make my move that night. Bc he wasnt on the lease anymore, he technically couldn’t park there. So, I called the tow truck to tell them he was parked illegally in my spot I’m in the window like
I’m in the window like
I also called the towing company that was 28 miles away so that my ex would have to pay the mileage to & from (it was $2.35/mile X 56 miles + the $289 tow fee= $420 BEFORE TAXES ) Gave the tow truck driver my ex’s keys, ate an edible & slept like a baby 
) Gave the tow truck driver my ex’s keys, ate an edible & slept like a baby
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Don’t you just LOVE IT when a plan comes together !?!?
Don’t you just LOVE IT when a plan comes together !?!?
Hey guys lol I’m okay; this happened almost 5 years ago. I’ve grown from that & am a better person now, I swear although there are many ppl who didn’t agree with my methods, theres a lot more showing love thank you!
although there are many ppl who didn’t agree with my methods, theres a lot more showing love thank you!
