BIRD NESTING STYLES: A CRITICAL REVIEW

American robin
-Pragmatic
-Tidy
-Traditional values
-Went to the same high school as Martha Stewart

Hummingbird
-Perfectionist
-Substance over scale
-Dabbles in crystals and divination
-Possible fairy ancestry

Common tailorbird
-Resourceful
-Forward-thinker
-Has sewn 3 million face masks
-Into "primitive technology" before it was cool

Pigeon
-Rejects the extravagances and hypocrisy of late-stage capitalism
-Doesn't care what you think anyways
-The only god is chaos

Kittiwake
-Fearless
-Thrill-seeker
-Alex Honn-who?

Sociable weaver
-We are birb
-You join birb
-Soon, all will be birb

Toucan
-O HAI!
-The tree was like this when I found it
-Do you like cereal?

Hammerkop
-Close to 10,000 sticks
-Can support a human's weight
-It's not quite finished, though
-What? Too much?

Penguin
-It's fine, I put some blubber on it

Credits:

Robin: Joan, Flickr https://bit.ly/3digMoa 

Hummingbird: Eli Duke, Flickr https://bit.ly/3cfa81Q 

Pigeon: https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/c0t31l/to_make_a_nest/

Sociable weaver: Diego Delso
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nido_de_tejedores_republicanos_(Philetairus_socius),_Sossusvlei,_Namibia,_2018-08-06,_DD_170.jpg

Common Tailorbird: JM Garg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_tailorbird#/media/File:Common_Tailorbird_(Orthotomus_sutorius)_Nest_in_Hyderabad,_AP_W_IMG_7248.jpg

Kittiwake: Natural England, Flickr
https://bit.ly/2A9Blov 

Penguin: David Cook, Flickr
https://bit.ly/2A9Bqsj 

Toucan:

Hammerkop: http://www.aladdin.st/bird-watching/africa/hamerkop.html

~*~PART TWO~*~ https://twitter.com/ferrisjabr/status/1258799950655152129