Being Beyoncé’s Assistant: Don’t Get Fired 2.0
After lying on your resume and hacking the Parkwood Entertainment database you landed the highest demanding jobs as one of 4 of Beyoncé’s assistants!
You're starting your first day off at her house, make sure to assist all her needs and demands, she's going to an event today what are you having her prepared for breakfast Yogurt, granola, and strawberries or a 5-star breakfast?
You're starting your first day off at her house, make sure to assist all her needs and demands, she's going to an event today what are you having her prepared for breakfast Yogurt, granola, and strawberries or a 5-star breakfast?
You're starting your first day off at her house, make sure to assist all her needs and demands, she's going to an event today what are you having her prepared for breakfast Yogurt, granola, and strawberries or a 5-star breakfast?
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Written by me (Landon Rivera)
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