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BJYX: Helpful wisdoms for new international fans (a thread)
(BJYX/ZSWW/LSFY those are basically fandom abbreviations which differs in who tops seriously why does it even matter
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(BJYX/ZSWW/LSFY those are basically fandom abbreviations which differs in who tops seriously why does it even matter
)
1. Gg = gege (xz), Dd = didi (wyb), you shall refer to them with these terms from now on for everyone's safety, especially yours, because:
2. Solo stans hate you. So does Weibo.
2. Solo stans hate you. So does Weibo.
3. You have cute nickname which is bxg (baixiangguo/passionfruit) but if ppl mention "delusional CPF", yes, that's also you.
4. The pictures of ggdd being just the two of them you're admiring, most likely those are edited.
5. Also those kissing gifs, those are edited as well.
5. Also those kissing gifs, those are edited as well.
6. No, they never properly hug in public. stop browsing those are all edited.
7. There's no use in debating whether a bjyx analysis is 100% true is true or not. No one knows. We're just having fun. Unless you can't have fun, like solo stans.
8. If you do believe some 'insider's rumor' about ggdd interaction floating around twitter, please act like you dont believe it. It will make you seem like a mature fan and it's good for your image.
9. CPN means something like "shippers brain", so it's like you're stating "this is not real, i'm just delusional" . By mentioning CPN when you state an opinion, you've helped protecting ggdd and also make yourself look less mentally disturbed, isnt it a good idea? For example:
"Gg looks like he wanted to devour dd's lips right there, lolol my CPN!"
Or
"Did dd slap gg's butt? Haha just CPN"
Or
"OMFG THIS IS MY ANALYSIS ABOUT ALL THEIR WEIBO POSTS THIS JANUARY THEY'RE TOTALLY SENDING EACH OTHER CLUES....... (remember this is just CPN)"
Or
"Did dd slap gg's butt? Haha just CPN"
Or
"OMFG THIS IS MY ANALYSIS ABOUT ALL THEIR WEIBO POSTS THIS JANUARY THEY'RE TOTALLY SENDING EACH OTHER CLUES....... (remember this is just CPN)"
10. And last, if one day you're feeling sad because you start to realize that maybe everything is just in your head, just remember this:
IT IS.
IT IS.
11. JK LOL but seriously, in all rationale, the probability of them dating each other is higher than the probability of them dating any of their solo stans, so who's the intellectual here????
Ps: if you refuse to take this ship as just a fun because you STRONGLY BELIEVE WHAT YOUR HEART FEELS AND WHAT YOUR EYES SEE AND THE LAW OF LOVE IN THE UNIVERSE..... well.... bad news, i can only say...... *sigh
We're in this together
We're in this together
