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List of gay shit we can’t do
Eat crab legs
Order appetizers
Say bye to the homies
Buy clase azul
Eat crab legs
Order appetizers
Say bye to the homies
Buy clase azul
Want to look in another man house
Order from amazon
Order desserts
Can’t smoke hookah
Use emojis
Say lol
To cry while chopping onions
Go to bed early
Have a umbrella
You a homo if you eat a Meat Lovers pizza. You a big homo if you eat a meatball sub too. (Exact words)
Leaving voicemails
Hula hoop
Asking a woman if she single
To be alive
Airbags in your car
Only doing coke with guys in the house
Getting breakfast with your homies/meeting with them before 11
Go shopping
Neat handwriting
Powdered sugar, sausage links, strawberries aka French toast
For men to eat food
Drink from straws
A man ordering two or 3 drinks on a date
Drink mimosas
Say bless you when somebody sneeze
Running in the rain
Ordering a salad for appetizer
Ask for water with lemon
Watch pvalley
Eat chips with index finger and thumb
Wish another man happy birthday
Call each other king
Ask another man what kind of cologne he’s wearing
Take a nap (tf is you tired for)
Use Instagram (grown men be using instagram to look like models its kind of gay)
If you wear glasses (what you trying to see dick) quoted pause
Wear a mask
Eating McGriddles (cause why you letting that bread bust in ya mouth like that) quoted
Order pink lemonade
Posting your voter sticker
Catching anything at a hibachi restaurant. Hell catching anything with your mouth
To be born between January-September (unmasucline about men who aren’t born in October - December quoted)
To have mad pictures for your dating profile
Be barefoot
i always said niggas that drink wine without bitches present was gay (quoted)
Listen to lil durk
Capitalizing certain words in a sentence is GAY
Men can’t enter the pool through the stairs (that’s a female trait)
Eat gushers
Put lotion on ya ass
Drink strawberry lemonade
Boneless wings (boy putting straight meat in his mouth) quoted
Shivering (no doubt, you letting some air make ya body twerk)
Brush tongue why you want to gag for
Yea you definitely on some fruity shit if you rest yo arms on the arms rest in the barber chair.
Oversized sleeping t shirts
kissing a girl is hella gay. why you wanna kiss a girl who has already kissed other boys? (Quoted)
If you don’t smoke (hookah doesn’t count)
Grown ass men carry cash on them— u gay if only keep a visa on you (quoted)
Vent to your girl
If your gun got a safety on it
Cosmetic surgery
Exfoliate lips
Worrying about what another man is doing is feminine
Duckin fades
Listening to female rappers
Be thoughtful towards your friends
Gargle
Smoking cigars
PlayStation for the gays they got rainbow colors Xbox for the real gangstas ( @BlocBoy_JB)
Soft voices
Having another man as your phone wallpaper
Led lights across room ceiling
A male shouldn’t catch an “attitude“ with their girl & unfollow them...that’s some bitch shit only girls do that
It’s gay if your my player doesn’t look like you.. you just playing dress up.
To have a favorite sports team (watching and 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 on other men doing just that a masculine cuckery.) quoted
Calf tattoos
Zodiac guru
Pulling up with a edible instead of a blunt
Drink wine coolers
Grenadine beer
In the pool with no women
Go to brunch alone and drink mimosas with a straw
Accessories on his crocs
Heated seats
Imitation meat
Saying fleeting
if you sleep with pillows, comfortable ass nigga
asking a nigga to “flick me up” & then hand him ya phone to take a picture of you
Manicures
Record yourself in the club
Moaning on CH
Recording yourself getting a covid test
Getting Airbnb’s with the homies
Stealing women hoodies
Owning a service dog
Taking ecstasy
Exfoliate or moisturize
Yelling
Brunch for girls and gay niggas
Facials (pause)
Hugging/cuddling with your dad
Paying for shit where ya toolbox
Posting a lot of pics of yourself
To have a father (Yes cuz why you spending so much time with another man?)
Falling face down
Carry pepper spray
no grown man should b drinking margaritas.
Grown ass men wearing Vans disgust the hell out of me.
Celebrating your birthday
No real man should record himself dipping birria tacos in the sauce. fuck are you a latina
walk in front of her... order before her... what else would you do before her?
Wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality.
Any masculine man wants a submissive woman.
Any masculine man wants a submissive woman.
Don’t take vitamins
Going to the gym daily
Using baby wipes
Cleaning your bathroom
Packing a spend the night bag
Calling yourself tip
Blessing your food
Unfollowing your homeboy on Instagram
Helping your homie put on jewelry
Posting your homie on your story
Drinking with the little black straw
Telling ya homie good night
Always on Twitter
2 or more men in a car
Jack off
Catching meat with your mouth
Led lights
Ranking yourself higher than 6
Manscaping
Bartending
Drinking champagne
Have dimples
Drink martinis
Expect a gift for Valentine’s Day
Eating sushi
Use a grocery basket
Eating Kiwii
Ring light
Drink tea
Drinking coffee
Wearing t shirt no drawers to bed
Tying your shoes
Born in April
Scented soap
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Drink Apple juice
Use a blanket
Worrying about who a woman slept with before you
Keeping a full head of hair
Expect more from the government
Have followers
Be 5’7”
Enjoy half time shows
Giving a women head
Doing under 300 push ups
Having a private bathroom
Bake
Eat empanadas
It’s the for them
Close friends
Talking about your zodiac
Ask for help in a store
Being in a group chat
Throwing up the peace sign
Swallow pills with ease
Drink water
Smoking weed make you a Frank locker
Order one meal
Chase liquor
How you let another man take your breath away
Pink lemonade
Wear air max 97
Waiting for a refund check
Listening to drake when he drop
Having friends
Sucking on titties too long
Therapy
Eating mild wings
Putting new post in your story we seen it fam
Pulling in a parking spot forward
To sneeze
Calling another man unc
Say omg
Asking for a to go container
Not from the hood
Drink lemonade
Bottling up emotions
