“hm, i love when pants are tight but only RIGHT in the bajingo, do you have anything like that?” “yes, that is the premise of everlane”
“ok, just, i want them to be wrinkled and bunchy, but again, *only* in the cooch” “yes, in every color, but only up to a 16”
“not harping on it, just really want to make sure that EVEN ON THE MODELS, these pants will ALWAYS bunch up right in the poochiecoochie” “we guarantee it"
“just, sorry, this is my one weird thing, even from behind, i want you to be able to tell that they don’t fit right, but IN THE CROTCH” “babe, we got you!"
“okay, lol, just: i want people to know from the back that these pants absolutely cannot fit my vijuzh” “we get that a lot, and it’s our motto: no one will ever think these fit right!!!!”
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