“I have not come across one single migrant worker himself that has demanded an apology.” - Josephine Teo
S’poreans explaining, in March, to Lee Hsien Loong on why it might be a bad idea to hold an election during a pandemic.
Civil servant realizes he’ll be appointed the Commissioner for Foreign Employee Dormitories to save his boss’ ass.
After you& #39;ve downloaded TraceTogether.
Government officials realizing that they can fine a struggling population for "flouting the circuit breaker".
Computer analysts describing the inevitable hack into TraceTogether& #39;s database.
“We would like to sincerely apologise if any of this has caused offence to people who have seen the posts on social media without the benefit of understanding the context,” types Chinese S’porean man for the tenth time.
"Will the public be prepared to bear the costs of treating migrant workers better?" asks multi-millionaire minister and construction CEO.
“Cramped and squalid dorms not main reason for the spread of highly contagious virus," says man formerly in charge of cramped and squalid dorms.
“Two plus two equals five,” he follows up.
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“Two plus two equals five,” he follows up.
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"When the time to vote does come, Mr Chan thinks Singaporeans & #39;are wise enough to look at the government performance not just on an episodic event& #39;, but how it has done in the long term."
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Local food critic bewildered by critique.
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Local Eurasian whose Dutch ancestors "set home" in 17th-century Southeast Asia not going to let her ignorance of colonialism stop her from telling people to leave Singapore.
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Migrant worker discovers too late that apologies only possible if he had a platoon of lawyers.
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Self-imagined intellectual hardman, who fantasized about killing children, turns out to be an actual snowflake.
“Surprise,” said no one.
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“Surprise,” said no one.
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