this is the worst house i've ever stepped inside in and if my aunt and uncle read this somehow, i literally don't give a shit.

i don't have the energy to care. i just want to scream.

the nightmare shit house thread.
i.. don't know where to begin.
this shit is a fucking joke.
they literally. LITERALLY. haven't cleaned this fucking house in 15 years.
there's shit here that hasn't moved an inch since the last time i lived here. when i was a toddler.
aT BEST.
NONE .
AND I MEAN. NONE. OF THE BEDROOMS
ARE LIVABLE.
we're all sleeping in the only space that could be adequately cleaned. the living room is the only room that doesn't make me want to fucking vomit.
the stove and microwave don't work.
there's so much filth built up into them that they have ceased to function. this image doesn't do the grossness justice
found out an hour ago that there's no functioning shower. the bathtub faucet handle puller is rusted shut. my aunt and uncle, for god knows how long, didn't. even. fucking. bathe.

oh and the toilet doesn't flush properly either.
there's four bedrooms in this house, all varying degrees of disgusting, but this. this takes the fucking cake.

that is black mold on the walls.
and to think that this was the room i was going to take. how does it get this bad
there's just... so many layers to this shit cake but i am so exhausted from enduring a 30 hour drive from California only to come home to a dwelling teetering on the definition of shanty that I can't process anything. i just want to go into medically induced coma
i'll.. maybe vent more tomorrow morning.
god.
what the fuck
found out that 'dirt' in the corner is ferret shit.

they got rid of their ferrets three years ago
even worse: the ferrets were moved out of that room years before that. that shit has probably been there for at LEAST half a decade
the shower just broke
got junk came in today. we found a bunch of shit in the garage rafters that my aunt and uncle apparently thought we wouldn't notice??
this is where the broken stove was before the junk removers took it

.... Yeah
my mom had to make a makeshift cap for the gas line because there was residual gas in there.
UPDATE: WE HAVE RATS
realtor just left, it's basically 50/50 that we'll have to sell it as is and get the fuck out

i kinda hope that's the case.
progress
imagine having to use a putty knife to get the grime off
so now there's this freezer in the basement that's been there since... probably the 70s?
it's locked, which makes me...
understandably fearful

Mow suggested ways i could pick the lock. won't attempt without a mask
have to turn that diamond cylinder somehow
soooo rather than just... move the entertainment center that used to be there to remove all of the carpet, my uncle opted to just cut around it. left a shitty patch of carpet in the corner
just got the verdict on the house:
my rich uncle (who actually owns the house) wants us to do a full remodel

first step is to ready the two bedrooms upstairs for me and my brother, professionals will come in to do the kitchen
my cousin and my good uncle came out to help us unload the moving truck
90% of it didn't even go into the house
it's worth the clarification:

shitty uncle / mike / "dude": the asshole who used to live here, reason for the house's condition
rich uncle / aaron: the actual owner of the house, the person whose money we're spending on the remodel
good uncle / jamie: lives close by, helps a lot
fortunately i was granted a space of my own last night, which includes ready access to my workstation

i forgot how soft my bed was
i guess aaron has... technically always been our landlord? except he doesn't demand rent or pay utilities, he just asks that we take care of the house so that it sells for more than what we bought it for
we had to call an emergency exterminator
we all woke up this morning to hundreds of ants crawling all around the kitchen floor
I can't believe the stars my mom painted when i was a BABY still show up through their paint
amazing that it looks better after demolition
life is a ~ Nightmare ~
soooo the sump pump was hooked up illegally. it drains into the sewer, which is now backing up into my bedroom
it's up to three inches now. my desktop is still down there. really afraid
the water receded and thankfully didn't reach my workstation. cleaning and plumbing come tomorrow. set up in one of the Danger Rooms tonight but it is what it is.
don't know if i'll sleep down there again. my box spring is most definitely ruined at this point. thankfully my mattress was saved. i'll be able to Sleep at least
the cleaners are taking out all of the drywall

in case you thought it couldn't get worse: Asbestos
on a good note! survpro removed the drywall. we were planning on getting that done on a later date, now we don't have to.
(i know shitty uncle put the writing on the wall there)
so those "wooden" tiles are the shit that contains asbestos
i'm having to sleep on this floor while the basement dries out

the 70s were a mistake
haven't updated in a few days due to being shit tired

the man responsible for all this shit is "popping in" :))))
beef and aft
THEY HOTGLUED THE TRIM ON THIS CORNER SKSKSKSKFDDSGSDHFD
another shitty chapter in this shitty chronicle

- there's ferret shit in the vents
- we have termites
update: they're not termites, but flying carpenter ants
on a better note, the we actually have a Working sump pump now
A PROPER ROOM
my.... dad is flipping me off in the reflection
before and after
WE'RE CARPETED BABY
SET
soooooooooooooooo
the drier has, apparently, been venting into the wall this whole time, and not under the deck, like it was supposed to.
the drier pipe is also dry-rotted to the point that it's just falling apart
hate it here
so the two bedrooms that my brother and i are staying in are finally habitable.

doors need to be planed, since the carpet rose the floor-level, that's happening tomorrow
sorry for the lack of updates. we took a break for a week or so and then called a company to take out the rest of the drywall downstairs
we have electricians over now.
they're listening to something and for some reason, it's shaking the outlets????
been tired. the drywall people have been showing up at 7-8 am and working on our basement until 4-5 pm for the past three weeks. i haven't slept well for well over a month at this point. getting anywhere between 3-4 hours at a time
i've been taking weed gummies every night for the past five days. i have nothing else that could help.
last night i had a breakdown.
it's really poorly affecting my mental health
got the news yesterday: no kitchen remodel until august. going to go to September before i have a stove/oven.
the basement remodel is coming along. pictures later
rooms have ceiling fans and closet light switch. the outlet that used to be on that switch is now live.
WE OPENED THE FREEZER
IT WAS STACKED WITH ROTTEN FOOD FROM AT LEAST 7 YEARS AGO.
THEY LITERALLY JUST NEGLECTED A FRIDGE FULL OF FOOD FOR 7 YEARS. I HATE THIS FAMILY
meanwhile in the midst of all of this my dog was diagnosed with cancer, recently had surgery and is now recovering.
the biopsy results haven't come back yet to determine what grade it is
we have a remodel plan for the kitchen
all in all I'm just trying to take it in stride. not complain. everyone is stressed
babe y
shitty uncle keeps calling my dad asking "hey do you have [insert item he left behind because he was too lazy to take it with him]"
no dipshit, we chucked it. you snooze you lose, fuckboiiiii
https://twitter.com/noticesyourbulg/status/1280355075584598022?s=20
so the showerhead in the only shower broke today. my mom thought she could move it and because everything in this house breaks if you breathe on it wrong, yeah.
going to be taking sponge baths for a while.
having issues with the power today
there's a short on one of the wires the basement
of course, this wire is on the same breaker as my room, so i suddenly lost power while my parents tried to fix it
haven't updated this thread in a hot minute but, in case you were wondering, the house is still a nightmare
so i'll try and summarize everything that's happened over the last month or so as best as i can.
i kind of got drained by personal projects so i stopped reporting, but here we go
i dozed off a bit, but anyway.

the basement is mostly finished. just needs some trim to be put up.
will be moving back down there within the next few days, as the kitchen and bathroom up here will FINALLY be worked on.
i just want a stove...... please
in other news,
shitty uncle screwed us over yet again.

there's a tree that the village has been demanding that he get removed as it's cutting into the lines of several households, including our internet line.

he's a lazy fuck and now it's our problem. that's another expense.
if he ever sees this, i don't give a shit
he's a racist, bigoted leech and a waste of oxygen.
he can piss and shit about it. fuck you, Mike
whenever i think I'm a failure. i just remember my uncle Mike. :)
kitchen's being completely gutted tomorrow, so we've erected a makeshift kitchen downstairs.
it's got a large freezer, two mini fridges, a hot plate, air fryer, microwave/mini oven (and also an air frier) and literally all of our kitchen stuff.
walls cancelled
bye bye
the deck's completely gone. the doorway is boarded up
really feeling like i'm a squatter in my own house
THEY JUST SHATTERED THE FUCKING WINDOW
this just doesn't end
THE DOOR????? IS GONE
NO WARNING JUST DOORLESS NOW
can you believe that it's been 144 days since i touched a stove
CAN YOU TELL I'M GETTING BURNT OUT BY THE SITUATION BASED ON HOW SPARCE THESE REPLIES ARE BECOMING
new flooring
https://twitter.com/_K_DEN/status/1310923713609691140?s=20
loud
another before and after
i haven't been maintaining this thread because all of the interesting and gross stuff (besides the upstairs bathroom) is over with.
the to-do list here is:

-finish reflooring the staircase
-install the countertops in the kitchen
-get appliances
-install new fixtures
-bathroom
outside, we have to replace the fence and build a new deck.

roofing and siding are done
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