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If you put a wife in quarantine, she’s gonna make a list.
Clean up the yard
Paint the house
Remodel the kitchen
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And to do the demolition things, her husband’s help she will insist.
But if a husband gets doing honey dids they’ll probably ask what if...?
And if a honey asks what if, you see, he’s bound to make a mess.
But a mess is not a mess, without some blood. For real. (He took a crowbar to the face.)
But her honey won’t be held up by a little blood, for he is no disgrace.
But if he finishes his honey did, you know the wife will ask, “what’s next?”
