If you put a wife in quarantine, she’s gonna make a list.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❎" title="Negatives quadratisches Kreuzchen" aria-label="Emoji: Negatives quadratisches Kreuzchen"> Clean up the yard
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❎" title="Negatives quadratisches Kreuzchen" aria-label="Emoji: Negatives quadratisches Kreuzchen"> Paint the house
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✅" title="Fettes weißes Häkchen" aria-label="Emoji: Fettes weißes Häkchen"> Remodel the kitchen
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❎" title="Negatives quadratisches Kreuzchen" aria-label="Emoji: Negatives quadratisches Kreuzchen"> Watch some Real House Wives

And to do the demolition things, her husband’s help she will insist.

But if a husband gets doing honey dids they’ll probably ask what if...?

And if a honey asks what if, you see, he’s bound to make a mess.

But a mess is not a mess, without some blood. For real. (He took a crowbar to the face.)

But her honey won’t be held up by a little blood, for he is no disgrace.

But if he finishes his honey did, you know the wife will ask, “what’s next?”