Very bad Haiku’s; a thread.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Women

Man in a lobby
Man has a hobby
Grapefruit

Crows are black
Black as night
In groups they fight
Palm trees

Banana trees are cool
Cam is a fool
Racism

Rice is nice
Nice is rice
The decloration of independence

Itachi is a virgin
Coochi he won’t get
Izumi

I am a dork
A wine bottle with a cork
A spoon and a fork
Combined to make spork
Used to eat pork
Orangutang

Sleep is for the weak
Beds are not cool
Banana peels

Itachi is cool
Crow gang forever
Loaf of bread

Spaghetti hoops
Izanami loops
Chicken breasts

This thread is dead
It’s been so long
Capitalism