Watching Hollywood and honestly it’s a fucking travesty they didn’t hire me to write this.

I did not ask to see Dylan McDermott like THIS.

There’s really just a lot of dudes in this idk

So I guess this is why they didn’t hire me to write this.

Ugh Jim Parsons now?

Someone tell me the truth, does this show become any less about dudes at some point?

Are we really living in a world where Paget Brewster gets cast as Tallulah Bankhead?

This show just feels like the old Hollywood fanfic Ryan Murphy has always wanted to write.

I wish this show was more like Soapdish.

MIRA SORVINO IS JEANNE CRANDALL?!

Okay Harriet Harris as Eleanor Roosevelt is actually inspired casting.

WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK DID QUEEN LATIFAH COME FROM

I’M SORRY, QUEEN LATIFAH IS HATTIE MCDANIEL AND SHE JUST HAS A THREESOME INVOLVING TALLULAH BANKHEAD? Oh my god Ryan Murphy

But okay why is this show acting like Lena Horne didn’t exist

I’m fifteen min into this final episode and it is PURELY ridiculous.

It’s like they cut an episode before this one just to fuck with us

Now I’m embarrassed to have watched this far. I hate you, Ryan Murphy.