As #coronavirus shuts down @BBCTheArchers it's time for #citizensarchers to imagine what happens until the "real" #thearchers gets up and running. Every one follows the rules and no none gets killed in #Ambridge.
3 MAY 2020. Kirsty's wedding dress is stuck in a shop & can't be released as it's non-essential. The village rallies round & donates spare wool in a non-contact collection. Kirsty crochets a 60s style mini dress in a rainbow of colours. A fitting tribute to NHS. #thearchers
MONDAY 4 MAY 2020 Tracy is fuming on the Horrobin family WhatsApp group. Village cricket has been replaced with an online game. All the couch potatoes Tracy was berating are excellent gamers. #Ambridge beat all-comers. #citizensarchers #thearchers
TUESDAY 5 MAY 2020 Roy is really worried before his scan. He's found Grindr, Tinder and an OnlyFans page with deep fake pictures of him on his phone. The scan is clear. The penny drops when Roy sees the user name is "Gavalar". #citizensarchers #thearchers
WED 6 MAY 2020. Phillip is out on site. Blake turns up at the house & asks Kirsty for money. On his way down the drive, Blake breaks down & tells Kirsty everything about the Mosses. In tears, Kirsty goes to bed & thinks about the wedding tomorrow. #citizensarchers #thearchers
THUR 7 MAY 2020 At the registry office, Kirsty dumps Phillip in front of all 4 present. Roy has an awkward Zoom call with the village to tell them the "engagement" is off and Kirsty is moving to an empty Grey Gables. Phillip vows revenge on Blake. #citizensarchers #thearchers
SUN 10 MAY 2020 The Queen asks Peggy to speak to the nation about #VEDay75. She reveals a wartime dalliance with Col Tom Moore. There is not a dry eye across the land. #citizensarchers #thearchers
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