Hmm I’m bored so, 1 like = 1 fun fact / outrageous story about me

(I’ve done a lot of stupid shit pls like this)

1. One time in high school I was drunk and stole a piglet and sold it in the Walmart parking lot for $30

2. I’m missing a rib! Yes, you read that right

(Had to have it removed due to a medical condition, so I kept it and put it on a keychain.)

3. When I was 15, I kept baby ducks in my bathroom for like four days before my dad was like what the fuck is that noise??? Are those ducks???

4. I got kicked out of the Statue of Liberty lmfao long story

5. One time my ex bf nutted in my eye and it glued my contact to my cornea and my eye swole shut and I had to tell my mom it was because he had a cat lmfao (I’m allergic)

6. I accidentally threw a Project X rager one time. It was supposed to be a chill lil kickback but one thing led to another and like 200+ people showed up at my house. It was a fucking blast but my parents bout killed me when they got back in town bruh

7. One time when I was black out drunk I ate a frozen hot pocket. I woke up the next morning to 1/4 of it left and was mortified by my actions

8. I’m 50% German and 29% Irish according to 23andMe

9. I have a funny accent apparently and it gets worse when I’m drunk lol

10. Once I went on a date with two guys at the same time. It’s a long story but to surmise... We sat in a booth (there was another couple with us) and I sat between them. Boy 1 thought I was on a date w him while Boy 2 thought I was on a date with him. They never found out either

11. I’m a Myers-Briggs INTP... Enneagram Type 5... and a Taurus sun, Libra rising, and Pisces moon

12. I have a café au lait birthmark that’s shaped like a pig from a downward view but a car from a head on view

13. In hs, my friend was breaking up w this boy n he was crazy so she wanted me to go w her. I said ok and she told me to get in the trunk and just listen in case something went bad. I climbed in da trunk. This bitch LEAVES w him and I was LOCKED IN HER TRUNK for 4 hrs