mewgulf being dirty minded - a thread

mew: "you were busy playing games last night weren’t you?”

gulf: “busy playing games with teacher krub”

BOYYY

mew :i wanna have a "ชาชัก" (cha-chak) = milk tea

gulf: ah, go do(ชัก - chak = whip) it urself then (reference to masturbate)

AND I OOP-

fan: p mew, what do you eat to be this handsome?
mew: eat yai nong
gulf: must be delicious

THEY REALLY SAID THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

"what would you like to eat?"
mew: kana (it's a kale but also gulf's nickname)

the malicious laugh YOU AIN'T SLICK SUPPASIT

mew's priceless reaction when he got the malicious intention after gulf saying his gift will not be an 'item'

mew: you look professional na kub

gulf: big boobs
mew: didn't you like it?

explain yourself suppasit.........

I think the whole fandom won't EVER get over it

: we need more excercises!
: indoor excercises, bent and stab

"I mean snooker"

mew: gulf in front of me and I'm behind him

GULF'S FACE KSNSJSJSJSNSJSS OMG

thank u queen for this @Gulf_Mewl https://twitter.com/Gulf_Mewl/status/1266796540049461251/video/1

: they said we’re good at inserting
: expert at insert
: gulf isn’t good at inserting
: i think we should stop saying insert

cr. trans: @/ddeongwuuuu

THIS WAS WAY TOO WILD GUYS I-

I don't if they were being dirty minded here...but this convo was mind-blowing

: "Get well soon, Boo."
: "Thank you, Bii."
: "You'll get an injection on the butt for sure."
: "Isn't that supposed to be you?"

the way gulf's mind works

the way mew thought they also had to remove their clothes then gulf is like "bathrobe only" and mew deadass says "that's disappointing"

SUPPASIT HONEY?!???!!?

tb the next day after valentine's day (mewgulf had a date)

fans: last night was the stewed duck good?
mew: ate a cat...a big cat

he really said that with the cutest face ever I CAN'T