seventeen as types of stoners - a thread
s. coups
-always willing to smoke you out or roll for you
-mostly smokes at the end of the day
-says a lot of deep things that somehow make sense??
-lets people borrow his smoke spray to cover up the smell
-takes care of people who are too gone to function
jeonghan
-always has weed but no one knows how?
-kind of competitive? and flirty HELP
-wont smoke with people who tweak too much tho but likes to smoke with newbies
-a blunt and a shot, likes to get crossed
joshua
-rarely gets high
-only smokes to celebrate
-emotions on HIGH
-thinks hes a poet or a great author?? none of his stuff makes sense
-"is my mouth supposed to be this dry?"
jun
-joints and blunts
-kind of a lightweight
-the munchies hit him HARD
-snacks in every room
-quiet asf, freezes randomly when talking to people
-he saves the roach 😭
hoshi
-he TWEAKS
-he can smoke a lot but it can mess him up
-high energy talkative mess
-"pass me the blunt" even when hes already completely gone
-blunt hog smh
-clingy and cuddly
wonwoo
-"the world is spinning"
-likes bongs and glass pipes
-shleepy baby
-can only stay awake for like 5 minutes then hes out cold
-doesnt clean his pipes, ashy asf
woozi
-rolls the worlds fattest blunts
-will NEVER hear him cough
-will bully you for tapping out too quickly
-"it makes me more creative"
-only expensive shit
-pretty chill
dk
-"hey can you smoke me out?"
-barely buys his own stuff
-"lets go out!"
-likes to smoke with people
-gets a little too bold
-cant hide his high for sht
-lots of laughter
mingyu
-goes straight for the kitchen
-makes some very weird foods but he likes them??
-glossy eyes
-takes videos of himself and posts to his public snapchat story on accident
-incoherent words
the8
-smokes alone and late at night
-jointsss
-hotboxes the bathroom when hes showering
-listens to loud music bc it "sounds better"
seungkwan
-doesnt smoke much
-"hey can you roll for me?"
-uber eats is his best friend
-paranoia
-tries to french inhale but fails miserably
vernon
-bongs and wax pens
-quick hits before every event
-cannot tell if hes high or sober
-"is he high?" "idk???"
-no like seriously, no one can tell
-4/20 asf
dino
-gets babied
-but can lowkey hold his own
-"i cant find my lighter." "again??"
-doesnt buy his own weed
-talkative and kinda loud
-red eyes no matter what
-tricks
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