Starting #RicktheTistHypnoProgram today with Biker Bitch, one of my faves.

This is one of my favorite @rickthetist files. There's nothing feminizing about it, but because of the stereotypes I tend to have about bikers and their bitches (throb), it puts me into a very femme space that I love.

For the first follow-up video, I've gotta go with the music video for Lana Del Rey's "Ride." It's probably more focused on her than is desired for this assignment, but this headspace connects with hey in the video so much (and there's a particular biker in this who is just )

He (the dude in front standing) never really gets a lot of focus, and that's maybe why I like him. He's there, is confident, sexy as hell, largely unattached to the women in the video, and I want to climb on top of him.

Also oh my god I always forget about this awful racist headdress. Lana staaaaaahp!

Next video is a spoiler from Sons of Anarchy, so stop now.

It's a sad video, but a great ending. For one, Charlie Hunnam is one of the hottest people on the planet. But the quietness, calmness, confidence in display is lovely. I don't know if it's sexy, but it appeals to that Bitch (throb) part of me.

Seeing how refined, sexy, in control, and brave my man is. It's fitting. Also, the song is incredible and used so well to fight that idea of bikers being uneducated. It references the freakin' 95 Theses of Martin Luther, and my favorite Greek thinker, Pericles.

Last video is gonna be a bit of a downer, and I'm not gonna share the link (for reasons I'll get into in a minute).

It's super hot, the bikee is sexy as fuck, and I want to be his witchy little Bitch. But I also vehemently disagree with every part of his political ideology. One of the other videos on his channel is about turning a toy gun into a real one, which is 37 kinds of fucked up scary.

And it's ultimately one of those things that has kept me from pursuing this kind of lifestyle. I don't like guns. I'm a city bitch (throb) who is super uncomfortable in rural areas, where pretty much all of my worst experiences happened.

I had biker uncles (they're both dead now) who were hot as fuck (I used to fantasize about one of them pretty hard as a kid), but they were also gun-toting, super racist, ultra conservatives who viewed any social boundary or requirement as an assault on their rights.

They would absolutely have been storming a capitol to demand the right to not go back to work (not that either worked) because otherwise black and brown people might collect unemployment.

I know, in my head, that this isn't representative of anything beyond my uncles being assholes. But I talked earlier about my stereotypes and this is a lot of where they come from, for good and ill.

So yes. I love this assignment and file. Bikers are super hot, and I love the idea of being a Bitch (throb), but I hate rural areas, Republicans, and guns, and especially the confluence.

This has been your daily installment of "Puck overthinks hot hypnosis tracks."

Tune in for the next round of the wonderful @rickthetist's #RickTheTistHypnoProgram where maybe I'll do better about just shutting the fuck up and sucking a cock.