05/01/2020 'I Have Never Treated A Woman Inappropriately,' Joe Biden Whispers Into Journalist's Ear While Sniffing Her Hair. https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-denies-allegations-while-sniffing-reporters-hair
'I Have Never Treated A Woman Inappropriately,' Joe Biden Whispers Into Journalist's Ear

NEW YORK, NY—During an interview with Mika Brzezinski on MSNBC this morning, Joe Biden denied Tara Reade's sexual assault allegations against him, whispering his adamant denials into the journalist's...

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-denies-allegations-while-sniffing-reporters-hair
05/08/2020 Linda Hirschman: Yes, Biden Is A Rapist But He Should Be The Next President https://www.zerohedge.com/political/linda-hirschman-yes-biden-rapist-he-should-be-next-president
Linda Hirschman: Yes, Biden Is A Rapist But He Should Be The Next President

“I’ll take one for the team. I believe Ms. Reade, and I’ll vote for Mr. Biden this fall...”

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/linda-hirschman-yes-biden-rapist-he-should-be-next-president
05/04/2020 'Believe Women' Slogan Updated To 'Believe Creepy Old Men With Dementia'
The "Believe Women" slogan that was so popular just a couple years ago is said to be obsolete now that Democrats need to support a handsy old man with dementia. https://babylonbee.com/news/believe-women-movement-rebrands-as-believe-creepy-old-men-with-dementia
'Believe Women' Slogan Updated To 'Believe Creepy Old Men With Dementia'

U.S.—As Joe Biden seals the Democratic nomination, the Me Too movement has unveiled its new slogan, "Believe Creepy Old Men With Dementia."The "Believe Women" slogan that was so popular just a couple...

https://babylonbee.com/news/believe-women-movement-rebrands-as-believe-creepy-old-men-with-dementia
05/22/2020 Video Emerges of Biden Admitting He Was Stopped by Security for “Following” Pretty College Women

This thread alternates from real to parody articles - and I find it humorous how similar they are. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/05/video-emerges-biden-admitting-stopped-security-following-pretty-college-women/
Video Emerges of Biden Admitting He Was Stopped by Security for "Following" Pretty College Women

It should be apparent at this point that Joe has had boundary issues with women and girls for decades now. And now video emerged from 2008 where Joe Biden admitted to stalking a group of college...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/05/video-emerges-biden-admitting-stopped-security-following-pretty-college-women/
05/22/2020 Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'
Parody of the Biden Scandal of the day. Very fitting. https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-if-you-dont-let-me-sniff-your-hair-you-aint-a-woman
Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for...

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-if-you-dont-let-me-sniff-your-hair-you-aint-a-woman
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