I was asked to put all my #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden into a single thread. They did not have the HT in originals so that will work fine. I even added a few. Here ya go:

"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking"

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"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."

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"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America."

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"I'm told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I'll tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal."

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"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

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“I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”

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“Romney wants to let the — he said in the first hundred days, he’s going to let the big banks once again write their own rules, unchain Wall Street, They’re going to put you all back in chains.”

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"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, god rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait—your mom's still alive. It was your dad [who] passed. God bless her soul. I gotta get this straight,"

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"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S."

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"if I had intended to cheat, would I have been so stupid? ... I value my word above all else."

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"This election year, the choice is clear. One man stands to deliver change we desperately need. A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States—Barack America!

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"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed" (Herbert Hoover was president in 1929 & television didn't exist.)

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"Why don't you say something nice instead of being a smartass all the time?"

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"I promise you, the president has a big stick."

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“No you haven’t! You’re a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.”

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"Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly diverse attitudes about different things," #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden

“if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black,” #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden

“the reason I was able to stay sequestered in my home was because some black woman was able to stock the grocery shelf.” #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden

"And I wanna see these beautiful young ladies, I wanna see them dancing when they're four years older, too." #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden

"You'll know my opinion on court packing when the election is over," #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden

“Remember, Anderson? Back 15, 20 years ago, when we talked about this in San Francisco, it was all about, well, gay bathhouses. It was all about round-the-clock sex. Come on, man." #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden

"I went to law school on a full academic scholarship…[and] ended up in the top half of my class." (Biden graduated 76th of 85 students in his law school class & had a partial scholarship w/ no top honors) #JoeBidenIsJoeBiden