animals i wish i could have been born as instead of a homo sapiens sapiens - a thread
black panthers
(can be different species within the genus panthera)

- duh big black cat
- stealthy as fuck
- one of the strongest tree climbing cats and can leap up to 6m (20 feet) to catch prey
crows and ravens

- creepy vibes i love it
- their voice is incredible and they can mimic sounds (please look it up)
- they're actually smart as fuck and can recognize faces as well as understand notions of long term benefits over immediate gratification
bigfin squids

- look at them
- their arms are approximately 8m long (26 feet) and identical, which is rare among squids
- we don't know much more about them and that should be reason enough
smilodon

- look at them they're built like TANKS
- longest teeth found in saber toothed cats (28cm or 11in)
- apparently their name comes from the greek for carving-knife tooth and their teeth were slender and made for slicing through flesh, not great for bones
moose

- they're HUGE
- their antlers can weigh up to 18kg (40lbs) so their necks are shredded as fuck
- they can dive down to 6m (20 feet) and one of their natural predators are orca whales,, (thanks tumblr)
vampire bats
(any of the three species tbh)

- CREEPY VIBES
- infrared perception in the nose, to find blood vessels, and echolocation. they're also the only bats that can run proficiently
- they're communists (they share food (even if it takes regurgitating to do so))
maned wolf (lobo guará)

- leg.
- south american savanna, baby!!! (mostly)
- lonely and quiet, they only socialize to smooch (and raise them kids)
adding The jacked mountain lion to this thread because holy shit
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