OI I JUST NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK imagine I’m sat on my bed and feel some tingling on my arm so I’m like whatever and lift my arm to SEE THE FATTEST SPIDER CRAWLING IM SO SHOOK

Sleeping on the sofa tonight idc

The worst part is I’ve lost it now THAT MF COULD BE ANYWHERE

IT WAS HUGE MAN

Brb gonna cry

Siri is so useless told it to ring my dad so he could come kill the spider which is now crawling all over my pillow and it tried calling his Pakistan number DKM

My dad came upstairs like 10 mins too late n started shaking my pillow around n basically yh now we can’t find it and I’m convinced when man shook my pillow he catapulted the spider to somewhere else on my bed I’m gonna cry

Just got a lecture that spiders only come in messy rooms but THAT ISNT THE ISSUE HERE

In conclusion pray for me