I am going to start a thread of insane things men put on their dating profiles:

clinically! insane!

of course his name is chad

ok drake

I am curious if this is how he thinks champagne is spelled

I’m sure it’s exactly the same !

what about food for ppl who aren’t thots

something we can all relate to

prolly the first time I’ve seen baddie & Jesus used in the same sentence

!!!!!!! omfg

I’m checking all of these men into an insane asylum

all I said was “how are you?”....... my fav part is “I don’t have any STDs”

I wish I could make this stuff up !!!

I -

I wonder if hunters mom is proud of him

welcome back kids, I know it’s been a minute
let’s play

glad he added “no disrespect”.. really made it a lot better

Same, Matt

this one is .. just .. weird ??

I have a hard time believing his DAUGHTER said this

plz make it stop

Actually I will pass thank you though

gotta give the fans what they want

ok back 2 play

Jarrett - thank u but no thank u

omfg

this is the best photo I’ve ever seen on hinge

I put the emoji there myself btw lmao

this is a close second, 10/10 for creativity

I just really wonder sometimes

Another day another white man who loves chili’s

if I had to read this so do you

In case you want to know his explanation

*sigh*