Just getting into Homeland and so far my take on it is Carrie is VERY unprofessional

Howdy I’m David Estes and I’m here to be an obstacle to Carrie’s idea, whether it’s mildly crazy or extremely crazy. I will keep telling Carrie no for two whole seasons, this is my only character trait except I also had sex with her in the past and am kind of mad about it

Howdy I’m Brody’s surly teen daughter and I’m mad! I was in the passenger seat of a hit and run and I... want to go to jail for it because that would be the right thing to do. I think? Also I’m horny for Mike

I love this show!

The scene where Carrie’s coworkers listen to her loudly fucking a terrorist! What a country! What a show!

I didn’t really understand how evil Abu Nazir was until that scene where he FaceTimes Brody without texting him “I’m about to FaceTime you” to make sure it was ok

Just finished season 2 and TOO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. This show gives a character a scene where they do something cool, and then two scenes later the show is like haha fuck you audience that thing you thought was badass is why these people got terrorism’d

Murder of an elected official via a hacked pacemaker, a deadly hit and run by a government teen, electro shock therapy, running off to Canada to start a whole new life, wives moving to India, a cable news presenter who is also a terrorist.... it’s too many things

Also it just occurred to me that Mrs. Brody calls her husband by his last name ???? ? ?

Nicholas Brody is a sociopath right

Carrie is a sociopath right

Oh my god she listens to jazz when she jogs around Islamabad just so we don’t forget that she likes jazz and she’s weird

Season 4: Oh my god keep bloodthirsty drone-humper Carrie away from my good hearted queen Fara Sherazi run Fara you are too good for all this

The CIA director’s main character note is he says really dumb things and then struts out of the room like he just made a great point

Every season, around episode 10:
(Carrie, covered in blood for the 8th time and surrounded by dead colleagues) This was (terrorist)’s plan ALL ALONG.

(Carrie cries as she is celebrated as a genius instead of the cause of all the problems)