Thread by @Moss99west, so you gents have never had to go get morning after pills [...]

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> so you gents have never had to go get morning after pills for your girlfriend kodwa you didn’t sleep with her ?

ok... there’s a first for everything

Mtana bantu had gone to groove the night before with her friends so akhonto I was gonna pick her up the Sunday for beach walk vibes nothing serious

Pick her up and she tells me about her hangover and we laughing kumnandi, she kindly requests me to go past Berea Pharmacy and I don’t see anything wrong with that

We get to the pharmacy athi “do you have like a hundred bucks on you rn, I wanna quickly get something”

I’m easy so I give it to her I mean this is my chick bruh, in my mind I’m thinking it’s for pads so I’m not even going to ask why

Baby girl comes back holding a bottle of Bonaqua water and a brown paper bag

I’VE SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I keep going “Nc nc nc nc “ like a fucking indicator while she opens the pill and pops it then takes a gulp of the water. Casually drove down to the beach trying to act like a strong man

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> I got home NDASITSHO!!

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> 2017 was a rough one for mans , you laugh and think it’ll never happen to you then jiki jiki wahhh

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