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Superheroes as gays on dating apps, a very silly thread.

Batman / Bruce Wayne

- “No

No Chat”
- “Will Return Pics”
- Won’t tell you where he lives
- Won’t tell you what he does for a living
- Definitely not out
- Probably married

Batman / Bruce Wayne- “No No Chat”- “Will Return Pics”- Won’t tell you where he lives- Won’t tell you what he does for a living- Definitely not out- Probably married

Cyclops / Scott Summers:

- when he’s online it’s because his gf told him he can be
- cuckold fetish
- humiliation fetish
- no small talk / all smut
- he’s probably drunk
- random political rants
-Bi pride advocate
-calls YOU sir and brings out your inner Dom
-used to be a top

Peter Parker:
-always hits the

tap
-“hehe hi” when you say thanks
-he’s so cute and polite you feel dirty being horny
-surprises you with a pic of sticky precum fingers “I could spin a web

”
-“cum into my bussy said the bottom to the top”
-excessive apologies for his humour

Peter Parker:-always hits thetap-“hehe hi” when you say thanks-he’s so cute and polite you feel dirty being horny -surprises you with a pic of sticky precum fingers “I could spin a web ”-“cum into my bussy said the bottom to the top” -excessive apologies for his humour

Superboy / Conner Kent:

- Straight/Curious
- Display pic is gym mirror selfie
- Typos
- Doesn’t know sex terms “What’s ATM?”
- Sends a cute face selfie when you ask for “pics”
- Is a bit slow on the uptake but is definitely going to meet you
- “Oral first and see how we go?”

Booster Gold

- A/S/L
- Gold star emoji in username
- Talks at length about anything
- Drops hints so you’ll send a dick pic
- Won’t send a face pic first and you’re shocked he’s so handsome from his nervous demeanour
- Falls in love with you super fast
- Clingy

Wolverine / Logan:

- sweat stained wife beater pic
- “hello pig you gonna be a good boy?”
- calls you a “cum slut” even though he doesn’t even know what you’re into yet
- never read your profile and doesn’t care you’re “friends only”
- watersports
- obsessed with piss
- filth

Captain America / Steve Rogers:

- “Hello son Dad here.”
- he has you calling him Sir even though he didn’t ask
- spanking kink
- owns a fraternity paddle
- asks about your family life
- is a divorcee
- accoms but he lives like two hours away
- makes love but knows how to pound

Bruce Banner / The Hulk:

- “science buff

”
- seems nice but is definitey unhinged
- random aggression and threats
- scared and horny
- apologises next day and is sweet again?
- asks if he can punch you “during”
- has you screaming
- complaint from your neighbours

Bruce Banner / The Hulk:- “science buff ”- seems nice but is definitey unhinged - random aggression and threats- scared and horny- apologises next day and is sweet again?- asks if he can punch you “during”- has you screaming - complaint from your neighbours

Red Robin / Tim Drake

- Friends Only!
- “Use your mouth words and say Hi. Don’t yell ‘pics’ at me!”
- Sends a dick pic and says “Oops I slipped”
- Innuendos and playful flirting
- Wants to Game and Chill
- Claims to not have a type but only DMs built masc gays

The Flash / Wally West:

- Loving the attention for being a ginger
- Tells you how he stopped going out to gay bars because people prefer his friend Barry “You’ve probably seem him on here!”
- Wants to meet as soon as you show interest
- Turns up in five mins
- Eager as fuck

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