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Medical Specialties as The Onion Headines

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OBGYN

Neurology

Pediatrics

Family Medicine

Hematology

Oncology

Emergency Medicine

Pathology

Neurosurgery

Genetics

Orthopedic surgery

Plastics

Cardiothoracic Surgery

Geriatrics

Nephrology

Urology

Cardiology

Pulmonary

Ophthalmology

Trauma surgery

Allergy and Immunology

Psychiatry

Radiology

Internal Medicine

General Surgery

Infectious Disease

Anesthesiology

Dermatology