How has it taken me 36 days of lockdown to question why Marcus Bentley hasn't been doing #BBUK-style daily announcements to remind us how long it's been?

Well someone had to do it. #BBUK

Lockdown. Day 37. #BBUK

Day 38 of lockdown. #BBUK

It's day 39 of lockdown and it might be a Friday but sadly one of us won't be leaving the house tonight. #BBUK

It's day 40 and (coincidentally) it's Armageddon! #BBUK

Day 41. #BBUK

42 days into lockdown. #BBUK

It's day 43 which is also coincidentally the day that Brian Belo escaped lockdown by climbing the garden wall. #BBUK

Day 44 was always one of my favourite Marcus Bentley days and we've finally made it. Day 44. #BBUK

Lockdown. Day 45. #BBUK

Day 46 and another Friday night fake eviction because we're still not leaving the house tonight. #BBUK

So now we're 47 days into lockdown which is almost the same length as this series of Big Brother (the shortest at 50 days). #BBUK

Day 48 of lockdown - and it's back to the very start. #BBUK

It's day 49 of lockdown! This was an eviction night in BB3 so here's Davina instead on a rare day off for Marcus! #BBUK

Day 50! We've now been in lockdown for the same length as the whole series of BB17. #BBUK

It's day 51 of lockdown. #BBUK

Lockdown. Day 52. #BBUK

It's day 53. We've now been in lockdown for the same amount of time as the final (for now...) series of Big Brother in 2018! #BBUK

Day 54 of lockdown. Another day and another series we've been in lockdown the same length as - this time BB18! #BBUK

It's day 55 of lockdown. #BBUK

Lockdown. Day 56. #BBUK

57 days into lockdown. #BBUK

It's now day 58 of lockdown which is also how many days Nikki Grahame lasted in the BB7 house until she was first evicted. #BBUK

It feels like day 509 of lockdown but Marcus Bentley never got that far so thankfully it's only actually day 59. #BBUK

It's day 60(!) of lockdown. #BBUK

Day 61 of lockdown and I can't believe this thread is still going. #BBUK