MCU film thread

Iron Man

He got hit by a bomb his company made lmao

Terrence Howard switches

So he’s a capitalist war lover

Tony is a douchebag

Karma got a kiss for Tony I see

This doctor is sus

Why are they not shooting him? They could’ve easily done Yensin in.

This man likes attention I see

So Tony is an activist now

Robert looks good in this movie

He is quite the risk taker

So the bald headed man set Tony up

This film is very anti Middle East with a faux attempt at not being that.

How did he get in Tony’s house without him knowing? Why is it taking pepper so long to get to him? Plotholes.

Jeff Bridges got a sexy ass tongue

Oh they know how to handle a PR situation

I’ll give this movie an 8/10

The Incredible Hulk

Edward Norton is great eye candy

These breathing exercises are..... questionable

Oh a white man getting slapped, that’s genius filmmaking

How dare he be outright fatphobic at the market

How the hell did he make it back to america? Plothole

Wth is an extra medium?

Who is this person he’s i-messaging and how did they meet?

Is he talking to the general?

Wouldn’t his stomach acid destroy the flash drive??? Plothole

How did they get to the motel? Plothole

This other doctor is a sissy and a fool

Blonsky is so ugly. It’s painful to watch.

Why the fuck was the actor who played Omar on the wire an extra?

He likes fighting that much

His disdain for the general and his daughter make no sense. They did nothing to him. Especially the general.

She can’t find a charger for that camera???

Girl not iron man showing up at the end

This movie was decent. 7/10

Iron Man 2

Tony stark is cockier than I thought

These girls trying to get pregnant by him and I don’t blame them

They did a good job asserting the casting change

Why are they asserting America is a “her”?

Why does Cheadle have a perm?

I love the hateful banter between Tony and Hammer.

I can see our villain doesn’t wash his hair

Or his body

This car ramming scene is silly and ridiculous

Not his shoes falling off chyle

Tony is lit lit

Tony sabotaging himself and hurting his friends

Tony’s daddy is cute

Wait, how did he leave the property? They clearly stated he couldn’t. I..... plothole.

He’s just going to leave the strawberries all over the floor

The way they snatched up that bird

Why is a little boy just standing there by himself in the middle of a major commotion? Plot hole.

I’m impressed by how well these fight scenes still hold up

She just stood there like a dumbass while it was clearly going to go off.

So the villian killed himself??? Wow!

This was movie was cute. Very family friendly and I love the attempts at humor. 8/10

Thor

The editing in this film is wonky off the bat. She’s standing up and into the sun roof then shouts GO!!! All of the sudden the car moves and she isn’t shown going back into the car.

Why do they have British accents? Isn’t Thor Norse?

How did frost giants get in?

They didn’t have to walk far to find the leader of the ice walkers. Odd.

The fencer is sexy. So sad he had to get stabbed.

What was the point of making Hawkeye reach for the sniper then grab a bow?

Did they not see Loki trying to lift the hammer?

Why does Idris’s voice sound so weird?

That smack didn’t look fatal

Thor was a cute movie. I remember it being horrible. 8/10.

Captain America: The First Avenger

The fake blood is very obvious

This CGI is impressive. For Chris’s face on this fake body.

Damn nobody in the theater helped him

Howard stark looking good enough to suck

Where does this passion for going to war come from? He’s willing to die over his insecurities?

We love a smart ass

She couldn’t keep her eyes off them titties

Miss Carter is a marksmen

Not cyanide in the form of a tooth

This propaganda chyle

Fondue?

They are not doing a good job of making it look like he’s sneaking into an army base. The background soldiers are placed in a way where they should clearly see him.

Omg the way that blonde went for what we all want

How did they get vibranium?

Agent carter is in on the battlefield with no helmet on

So he didn’t beat the villian, a rock did

Why does he have to steer it into the water? Why not just turn it around if he can still steer it? This is unclear. Marvel be giving these plothole movies like

This movie was really good. 8.5/10

The Avengers

Here is one of the big ones

Hawkeye is very lame

They summoned Loki???? Make it make sense.

Now why she dressed like she is Indian?

How are Thor and Loki able to get back to earth? The last film with them in it made it clear they couldn’t return because the bridge was destroyed. Plothole.

Why did Loki want to be captured?

Samuel L. Jackson as Nicki Fury, chef’s kiss

Damn, agent Coulson was cute for a middle aged white man

This movie is so cheesy but it gives me chills. Love how family friendly this is.

9/10 this film gave me chills

Iron Man 3

Why does this man have a bolo tie on?

Jarvis is so sassy

He just parks the suit outside???

Killian looking good enough to suck

Not Tony having PTSD chyle

Not happy actually making himself useful

Or trying to

Killian’s bodyguard is cute. I like trains.

How did his seemingly indestructible suits get destroyed by rockets?

Why did he just break into someone’s garage?

Who is watching this six year old sister? Plothole

Why did the villian let Stark y’all to the victim’s mom first? She already walked out of the bar first. Plothole.

This mandarin is clearly a white man

These panic attacks are not believable

This manufactured villian is a mess

Awww a little blonde haired blue eyed white boy saved the day

The pieces got to him that fast? How did Rhodey escape? Plothole

Not the VP in on it chyle

This movie is so corny and cheesy lol

I love how murderous all the Disney heroes are. With no blood or guts shown either.

Pepper is the hero of this movie I see

Not him finally getting that shit out of his chest

Very cute movie. Silly villian though. 7/10

Thor: Dark World

Not elves chyle

Jumping back in.

This humor chyle

How the hell long they been sleep in that ship?