This thread is devoted to Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows and facial injectables and will be a work in progress. We know one is never too old to be in Congress but is Nancy too old to style her brows and face properly?

How much muscle paralyzing injectable stuff can you shoot into your face before you get brain damage?

Complexion so smooth and shiny! A square eyebrow kinda day!

In the natural world, there is a function for eyebrows. Eyebrows help keep sweat from dripping in the eyes. Of course, if they’re too high on the forehead (plastic surgery) it doesn’t work.

As the pandemic churns, Nancy’s eyebrows, and her entire being, in fact, are showing signs of wear and tear. It’s as if her eyebrows are crying out for the happy days of yesterday but are simply unable to rise.

In the days of not that distant yore, before the brows became an upside-down “U” there was a beautifully groomed moment resembling a punctuational carat. Great lines! Nice pencil.

Nancy is the oldest Speaker of the House in history. No wonder her eyebrows look so taxed. How much filler and procedures can you have before the entire face collapses? Looks like we may get a chance to find out.

Sometimes, when the synapses are taking some extra time to fire up, Nancy’s brows relax. Is she terrified in this pic? You tell me.

Is it even legal to call for an intervention while sporting these sad clown brows? I think not.

In extra-stressful times, Nancy seems to miss the mark with her eyebrow pencil. Sad state of affairs for the most powerful woman in the country.

It can, perhaps, be said that Nancy’s brows have been formed by 10 too many facelifts and eyelid tucks. Here the brows appear like gates protecting the dark abyss above her eyeballs/eyelids. Nothing natural going on here.

Who will inherit the responsibility of congressional eyebrow fashion after Nancy achieves her centennial award after 100 years in congress? Can’t say for sure but I have an idea.

Will Nancy’s brows be making a “V-shaped recovery” after all her corruption is exposed? I think not. Only time will tell. Stay tuned.

The way this version of Nancy’s brows brings her elegant, Tiffany blue facemask into the design of her look makes me giddy! The outside edges of the brows seem to cascade all the way down the side of her face. They look like cute little handles when she masks up! Delightful!