One day Ill name the one that unfollowed and immediately subtweeted me for pimping out my kid for clout. About weekly, I visit her TL and 'like' all her tweets about her children, coz bitch is a HYPOCRITE. That will be my most popular tweet ever.

I didn't think so many people would see this tweet - nestled all the way at the bottom of this thread.

When I -do- tweet my name and shame, you all have to act surprised, k?

ohhh shit. this was meant to be a response. this serves me right for doing twitter on my laptop