Although conspiracy theories are complete rubbish, I must share this one with you.

Letโ€™s take a look at a Bicycle deck of cards...
Now find the King of Hearts โ™ฅ๏ธ...

Look closely at the King of Hearts and you can see he seems to be beheading himself.

But now look at his sleeves.

The hand beheading the King doesnโ€™t have the same sleeves as the King.
This means we must conclude that the King is not committing suicide but was murdered!
Now we must look at our possible suspectsโ€”the Kings who may have been jealous of the poor and innocent King of Hearts
Letโ€™s pick out a King facing the other direction...

The King of Spades โ™ ๏ธ

Lookโ€”the King of Spades is the only King carrying a blade and, for some reason, we donโ€™t see his sleeves.
Consequently, we come to the conclusion that the King of Spades murdered the King of Hearts, therefore the King of Hearts never committed suicide.

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