Although conspiracy theories are complete rubbish, I must share this one with you.

Letโ€™s take a look at a Bicycle deck of cards...
This means we must conclude that the King is not committing suicide but was murdered!
Now we must look at our possible suspectsโ€”the Kings who may have been jealous of the poor and innocent King of Hearts
Consequently, we come to the conclusion that the King of Spades murdered the King of Hearts, therefore the King of Hearts never committed suicide.

๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜Š๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ž๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฆ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ
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