If you played as a nord in skyrim youre now a member of the alt right

If you played at a kajeet you love to say be "gay do crimes" but you're to chicken to actually do any crimes

If you played as a wood elf you bought one of these at a renaissance fair and thought it made you the hottest bitch in 6th grade

If you played as a dark elf youre the kind of gay that goes to a Halloween party dressed as a Disney villainess

If you played as a high elf you have a reputation of being a grammar nazi

If you played as an argonian you either smoke pot or you have a reptile as a pet

Did anyone even play as a breton?

If you played as a red guard your favorite npc line us the one about curved swords

If you played as an imperial youre a bootlicker