This condo in Vaughan is a terrible building. It looks like what would happen if a suburban office building and a Hilton Garden Inn had a baby.

But what makes this building truly “special” is the bizarre ass penthouse inside of it.

What a layout! Piano right near the grand staircase for extra awkwardness. I love how the crown moulding abruptly cuts off by the random candle hole. The arches on the right, what architecture!

The living room is also pure 2000’s cheese. Leather sofas, can lighting, McCondoBuilding Hell?

That crown moulding though!

This table can seat 30 people. I wish I had that many friends!

This is like the home of the worlds tackiest James Bond villain! Also old Indian restaurant chairs? A chandelier made out of Chip from Beauty and the Beast’s dead relatives? My poor eyes!

Oh My....the owner was really....humble!

In all seriousness, this room is a mess! This mirror column disrupts the flow of it all!

Who on earth watches TV in the bathroom?!? Why would you even want to do that?!?

Two of my house could fit in the sitting room!

The bedroom kind of gives me 80s vibes. Also have fun looking out your windows and seeing the industrial wastelands of Vaughan. Also those stairs are a trip hazard. Also nice draft. I’m gonna stop saying also now.

I end this thread with a picture of the lobby. I love how the piano is roped off, probably due to visiting peasants playing chopsticks on it.