The men that have CHEATING DNA in them, they will skruf you nice nice. We know them cos they are our friends. [A Thread]

1. Mr White shirt, and white t-shirt. This guy always puts on white shirts and would get deeply upset when a fly gets on his shirt, he walks with arms apart like Ashley Young. These ones are legends when it comes to skrufing.

2. Tate woGTI noBMW... These ones need no introduction. Especially the metallic GTI ones. Oto skrufwa wu ka lale meme.

3. "I have wine bottles at home,"... These generals always have wines and all other things ladies love. They hardly go out ,and would always prefer house parties over anything else. They generally hate bars

4. The guy who doesn't text and prefers calling. This guy would be with you, gets a call but he be the one to set the tone, the topics and the pace of the convo. He gets a text and immediately calls, he doesnt want traces. He calls everyone nghelo, you wont catch him.

5. Dudes with super dark ray bans on their cars. What do you think they are hiding? Spar Plastics?

6. The 'I am hanging out with the boys crew'... These ones cheat as if it some competition. They place bets amongstb themselves. They cover each other's backs and leave no traces. They sometimes have reserved enclosed rooms at local hangout spots.

7. The General. The Commander. The Marshall. This one posts the girlfriend on all social media platforms... But somehow he has a nice car, nice English and stays uptown. One way or another Mr money man will skruf her. She won't find out anyway she gets flowers every other day.