So I woke up way too early for this announcement
Making myself actual breakfast for the first time in a year
If I’m the only one who puts the pan under cold water just to see the smoke that comes off it and hear that hiss, then sue me (no it’s not an ASMR thing I’m not sexually attracted or calmed by the sound of smoke coming off a pan)
Hey they actually look good (I’m becoming a basic white girl every moment I’m up, I’m already devolving to taking pictures of my food instead of just eating them)
Made some hot chocolate instead of coffee because why not
Did some sit ups to get some blood running too and help me get in the shape of a line instead of the shape of a circle or whatever is in between those two shapes, a triangle maybe?
People starting to wake up in my house, they probably think I haven’t slept at all, little did they know I only slept 2 hours
Gonna go running, get that out of the way early
Got back from the run, still thinking about if that shape between a circle and line is a triangle, square is now a plausible answer.
I shouldn’t have woken up
Yep I’ve lost it
I’m really expecting disappointment or something amazing, if it’s either of those this thread is getting spammed with hatred or love. But seriously if anyone can find that shape between a circle and a line that’d be great.
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