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Under the Canberra Bubble: COVIDSafe
Morrison: Singapore had this great idea for an app that lets the government track the virus!
Dutton: Track the people?
Morrison: No, Peter... the virus. We can see in real time if herd immunity is going to work!
Morrison: Singapore had this great idea for an app that lets the government track the virus!
Dutton: Track the people?
Morrison: No, Peter... the virus. We can see in real time if herd immunity is going to work!
Albo: Peter, maybe you should go back to trying to stop more boats. You need practice.
Dutton: Whatever, it was China's fault the Ruby Princess docked.
Payne: We're going to cut China off. I know I NEVER look happy, but this face is excited at being able to tell China off.
Dutton: Whatever, it was China's fault the Ruby Princess docked.
Payne: We're going to cut China off. I know I NEVER look happy, but this face is excited at being able to tell China off.
Morrison: Guys, we're getting carried away... the tracking app!
Barnaby: Fuck off with your app, I don't want the government in my life!
Penny: You don't want to be in your own life, Barnaby? Not even you like you?
Barnaby: What do you even mean?
Penny: Neeevermind.
Barnaby: Fuck off with your app, I don't want the government in my life!
Penny: You don't want to be in your own life, Barnaby? Not even you like you?
Barnaby: What do you even mean?
Penny: Neeevermind.
Morrison: What's a good time to report that someone's been in contact without making them paranoid?
Dutton: 30 seconds
Barnaby: I don't care, someone's going to decouple it and play piggy in the middle with the databytes.
*Albo and Penny both raise an eyebrow*
Dutton: 30 seconds
Barnaby: I don't care, someone's going to decouple it and play piggy in the middle with the databytes.
*Albo and Penny both raise an eyebrow*
Morrison: Look, Brian's told me he prayed to iGod (tm & c Hillsong) and he said this is going to be be for us what bleach and ultraviolet has been for America...
*Albo looks at Penny*: Should we... should we tell him?
*Penny shakes her head*
*Albo looks at Penny*: Should we... should we tell him?
*Penny shakes her head*
Dutton: I went and had the app made anyway, I promise there are no allusions to Nazism anywhere.
*Penny stares at the logo*
Morrison: You're a top bloke, Peter. Now let's get Australia back open for business. I need to have a playdate with my new BFF, Donald!
*Penny stares at the logo*
Morrison: You're a top bloke, Peter. Now let's get Australia back open for business. I need to have a playdate with my new BFF, Donald!
