storytime: how i got possessed by the devil...

so i was just on twitter, minding my own business. dming ang and calling her gay, and crying to friends because vmin married. anyways, for a second, my eyes got blurry; i found that normal, since my vision is so shit and my glasses help me but since i'm going to bed i'm not

wearing my glasses. continuing on with the story, after that, i thought i was just tired. i turn to the side of my bed, and got scared cause i don't like my back not facing the wall. i got a sudden burst of chills, and i got goosebumps. my hairs didn't rise cause i shaved.

AND THEN! OUT OF NOWHERE. I DEADASS STARTED FUCKING QUACKING BRO. I WAS A FUCKING DUCK. I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I WAS QUACKING UNTIL MY GRANDMA WOKE UP. SHE THOUGHT A DUCK WAS IN THE ROOM. I WAS POSSESSED BY A DUCK DEMON.

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