If I was malicious, I would engage cause j’ai des histoires https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> https://twitter.com/tazerblack/status/1254474906990977027">https://twitter.com/tazerblac...
Nah you know what I’m going to participate.
Once this guy asked the waitress to seperate the bill AFTER with waitress asked if we want “the bill” as in singular and printed it. I offered to go halfsies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face"> with cash, but he didn’t have it like that.
Once I refused to hook up with this guy cause I really just wasn’t feeling it and then he asked me to drive him to pick up weed cause his dealer was far out.
Once the guy I was BRIEFLY seeing also did Uber on the side, and offered me a ride from his to mine as an Uber driver.
Once a guy I went out with didn’t want to go to McDonalds because he said it was too expensive.
Once this guy told me it was perfect weather to have car sex. Except he didn’t have a car. WHAT IS EVEN CAR SEX WEATHER??
I could go on, really. But I’m just going to stop here because my skin is clear, and I’m not talking to broke men anymore. So why ruminate? I just had to vent.
I’ll delete this thread tomorrow because I am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">.
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