HSM 3 Thread:
First time seeing this one, I am excited and terrified
First impressions, production quality is ridiculously better. Doesn’t have the same comforting Disney Channel Original movie feel
Also, Chad is now 30 so that’s cool
Their student section is incredibly coordinated
Chads five o clock shadow is older than I am
Rocket man is giving me weird vibes gonna be honest
Troy’s mom’s sole purpose in this film is to be a mom and do mom things
Sharpay’s new assistant handed her a latte in a bag so she is a psychopath
“I’ve never heard of Julliard” headass, get outta here Troy Bolton
The table choreography has only gotten better
“I want It All” is an absolute bop and the production quality is just ridiculously stellar. Bravo HSM 3
Okay not only can Troy sight sing on cue, but he picks up the perfect waltz in half a second. Maybe he does deserve to go to Julliard
I’ll take a yoga fosse class taught by Ryan
Plaid shorts, once again playing a bigger role in this movie than I had hoped or expected
This prom song? Yes please, give me more of this choreo AND set pieces
Update, Rocket Man continues to be the worst
I haven’t even seen the song yet, but I’m already pumped for The Boys are Back
The best part of The Boys Are Back is the junkyard boys that join in seamlessly
Troy loves milk sheesh
Troy’s treehouse is bigger than my actual house and that’s classist
Nothing is bluer than Troy Bolton’s jeans
What kind of Stanford Honors Program takes you away from your senior year for weeks? It seems like a program dedicated to schooling shouldn’t take you away from..... school
Scream: good movie, even better High School Musical song
Lowkey Mrs. Darbus is a better father than Troy’s actual father
Also, Gabriella started calling Troy Wildcat like 20 minutes ago, and now it’s a thing?
Truthfully, did not expect Rocket Man to end up playing Troy Bolton In Act 1
This musical within the movie is objectively awful I would argue
Jason graduated, thank goodness
That jump was the best possible end to this movie. Big ole chefs kiss to that one
Final verdict: 15/10 cinematography, 20/10 choreography, -5/10 random nicknames shoehorned in, 10/10 film
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