Manu Rios as the “i’m breaking up with you” texts; a thread I made while the sun came up lmao

self-care manu. he doesn’t care. he’ll forget your name before you even get the chance to delete his number from your phone.

cat lady manu. he was only dating you for your cat anyways. your cat also prefers him over you.

psychopath manu djsjsks

i refuse to give this manu a name but you get the point

gamer manu. he posts this on his story right after this conversation.

prideful manu. he was NOT just about to tell you that.

panicking manu. he got so scared he used the laughing face emoji unironically.

indifferent manu. self care manu’s meaner twin brother.

idk what to call him

king shit.

toxic manu

(the shirt is not related to the title i gave him i completely agree with the shirt)

soft manu. if you break up with this manu you’re heartless

soft manu pt. 2

your second effort to break up with him

prideful manu acts like he doesn’t give a fuck but actually gives a lot of fucks. this manu acts like he doesn’t give a fuck, genuinelly doesn’t give a fuck.

gang leader manu. who are you to decide for him?

smart manu. “no listen ron and hermione we’re in quarantine if they can’t reach me, they can’t break up with me ;)”

husband manu. he’s not in the mood to file a divorce.

*moves to a different continent*

this thread showed me how unfunny i am.

i’m gonna go get my daily hour of sleep now