Ah yes why have Americans not thought of this

Bored with your lockdown til June 10? Why not sleep in the carriage house? #WaPoQuarantining

It's a real grind to face such limitations. Have you considered camping on your 11th Green? #WaPoQuarantining

Your valet's porch may not have the width, but in a pinch, roleplay you're slumming it! #StayAtHome #WaPoQuarantining

It's surprisingly easy to have a moderately sized luxe smoking tent installed on the tennis court. Pretend you're Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 2004! #WaPoQuarantining

This mechanical horse is dual use: freshen up your marriage with some steamy Lady Godiva roleplay, or train for your upcoming dressage competition! #WaPoQuarantining

Mackenzie suggested we bundle up in Arc'teryx and run the AC in the garage to the max. I was tempted to dive for the divine heated seats in the Rover, but instead did my best impression of all the characters from The Terror! #WaPoQuarantining

We were bored out of our skulls until Jean Baptiste noted that we could make men out of snow. #WaPoQuarantining

Record a thorough podcast about the Disappearance of the Leftover Crabcake. You're a Serial now! Be sure to download the Frontline Narration App, it's only 99 cents. #WaPoQuarantining