So this car pulls up waking me from my slumber. Blaring music and two girls come out screaming and cussing. I step outside and tell them to politely go somewhere else or lower the volume I’m told “fuck off, go inside we live here” https://twitter.com/_sidbae/status/1254626550865104901">https://twitter.com/_sidbae/s...

I said wtf that gotta do with me. Next thing you know they’re running up my stairs in my apartment building where I pay rent and pounding on my next door neighbors door. So essentially I theyre fighting outside my door. Smashing bottles and plates and soy sauce in my hallway

I come outside and it’s about 5/6 people fighting outside my door so I tried to shoo them away. They told me they live there and to get back in my apartment. And one gets in my face little does she know what’s pointed at her on the other side of the door https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

Whole hallway is sitting outside watching and I’m caught in the crossfire they’re literally fighting on my home sweet home welcome mat which now is soaked in soy sauce. Anyways. Yeah so I call the cops and they’re like we don’t care. Long story short

Cops show up and are interviewing her. I take nami out She smiles at me trynna keep her cool and I said “idk why you’re smiling at me you should go to jail” the cop asks who I am and I’m clearly leaving MY apartment. So she starts cussing at me calling me all sorts of names

“Okay ma’am watch your time before we put you in handcuffs”
“Fuck that dude (me)”
“Okay ma’am turn around for me”
Me:

I go down stairs come back up and she waddling her ass away with a cop holding her arms behind her in cuffs LMAO I win. Just like always