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tom nook: don& #39;t like. he& #39;s a landlord and he forced me to do manual labor for him. i dont care that reggie said he& #39;s a mascot now and they gave him a wholesomeover.

blathers: don& #39;t like. but he& #39;s okay, because he is nice to celeste. and dinosaur facts.

rover: i guess...he& #39;s fine. he& #39;s really nice to the player so i& #39;m not feeling critical of him. i just don& #39;t think he& #39;s cute. i like dogs better than cats.

porter: i like him. he is cute. he doesn& #39;t have a strong personality, but he& #39;s cute and i like trains.

saharah: i think the localized saharah is a racist caricature lol. i think the stilted english is orientalist. omitting that, mbe treating him like the japanese version, he is cute. all the characters whose sexes were changed i like by default, by the way. saharah is dodgy though

gracie: she is mean...i like her lol. but she& #39;s a pitiful character. she& #39;s such a butthole and her "fashion" is randomly generated so it is comically terrible. but she& #39;s so cute, and she& #39;s a giraffe, and her sex varies regionally. and it& #39;s charming that she& #39;s smug but she sucks.

sow joan: where is she? i miss her.

daisy mae: she& #39;s really cute, but i miss sow joan. i miss stepping out of my door at 5 am and screaming "SOW JOAN! SOW JOAN! TURNIP TIME!"

daisy mae is incredibly cute though. her personality is vivid, too. actually, she& #39;s a great character.

isabelle: i dont like isabelle that much lol. i was an adult when new leaf came out, i& #39;m not attached at all. i also really don& #39;t like shih tzus.

*thinks about it* i guess her soul is cute. but i just... don& #39;t care.

digby: REALLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redd: because he& #39;s a kitsune, specifically a kitsune incorporating elements of mythology, i like him. he& #39;s like the interesting version of tom nook, who is an akmak cracker your cracker aunt forces you to eat. i& #39;m sympathetic with him too.

however, he never fucked me over.

kappn is my animal crossing husband. i love him. my passion for him only kindles with every installment. missing him now is like sheets of accelerant staggering into a wall of yellow flame.

pic of me when a character design promotes and propels a video games aesthetic and themes

i realized during the course of this thread that my favourite animal crossing npc is celeste.

i absolutely love her. i discovered her late in ww and was frankly astonished because she was so gorgeous and cute in a pretty ugly game. she& #39;s a fucking princess. she& #39;s the best one.

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