hello sam

oh shit hey what’s up

oh nothing much. just livin life. what are you up to?

well i was about to roll one up but now i’m too lazy what about you?

well shit fam lemme help you out ill roll one up for us.

damnnnn you be treating me RIGHT ugh i love you

i love you too let’s smoke and talk about crazy shit in life

what should we start with?

hmmm.... good question..... let’s talk about rocks

okay good start. what about rocks?

mariah once said that rocks are soft until you touch them and that got me fucked up

YEA I HEARD THAT that’s wild. just imagine if that’s true

god. the world ain’t ready to talk about squishy rocks.

SWUISHY ROCKSDHDJFHFHDH just imagine picking one up and it going flop instead of hard

what if it was slime tho? like if it’s a faulty rock and it doesn’t get hard it won’t be squishy it’ll be just slime

YES SLIME that would make SO much sense. it would just dissolve and no more rock

there’s so many rocks in the world. have you ever thought of that?

i’ve never really thought about it. but now that i am, there’s a shit ton of rocks

okay but hear me out..... what if dw*yne THE ROCK j*hnson was like the leader and king of like all rocks?

oh mY GOD YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A ROCK

EXACTLY AND AND instead of turning to slime and dissolving HE TURNED INTO A HUMAN. A HUMANNNNN. that is why he is the king

god my mind is what if rocks have thoughts?

JFJFJJFJFJF you just step on one and they think “this dumbass just STEPPED ON ME”

are you really calling me a dumbass right now?

NO NO NO IM NOT IM JUST GIVING AN EXAMPLE

give me one good reason why i shouldn’t fight you right now

i rolled you a really nice blunt......

......... fine. i won’t fight you. what were we talking about???

rocks having thoughts that’s where we left off

OHHH RIGHT RIGHT what if rocks have like cameras or microphones? there’s sooooooo many of them. so people could be listening

now that’s a really scary thought

yea you’re right. no scary thoughts. i don’t want to have nightmares

talking has made me realize how sleepy i am

time for you to go to bed. let’s tuck you in

but i don’t want to go to sleep

okay then..... what do you want to do???

well after that friendly smoke break i got the munchies

me tf too. what are we craving??

hmmmmmmm reese’s puffs would slap rn

mmmm with or without milk

with milk. i have cottonmouth

okay let’s go get some

but wait...... we don’t have any..... should we go to the store?

sigh........ plans: ruined