Sis, he’s using the store run for blunts to fuck his side chick. Ain’t no real smoker running out that damn much.

If you think a quarantine can keep a nigga away from the only pussy that’s keeping him sane, ma’am you’re sadly mistaken.

Quarantine has been interesting for me. A hoe turned housewife and now I got niggas from 10 years ago texting me cause they realize they hate their wife again. I’ve been sending my family pics all month. Nigga.. my hoeness is deleted... text someone else. LMTFA.

I’ve had women text me cause they found my number saved in some cloud. I didn’t cause any drama. We’re under enough stress. I kept their secrets and moved along. Oh but the memories.

Quarantine has made a lot of couples realize they can only take their partners shit in small doses.

Also realizing your man ain’t handy should dry your pussy up. Ew. I can’t imagine.

Even my husband had some throwback pussy email him. EMAIL CHILE. It’s mfs really out there realizing they not happy & trying to escape.

I do know couples who are really enjoying the quarantine tho. Seeing their kids, their spouse & making memories

My husband and I have been having the best sex ever. Like, I’m singing in the kitchen while baking him a cake type sex. I probably should have got on birth control before I get preg... let me not even tweet that

My friend is still actively fucking her side nigga twice a week. I asked her what she is telling her husband & she said “we need butter.”

Yea. Buttering a nigga balls.

Very happy for her though. She’s happy.