So Dr @parisba (my partner) has been pretty into @SeaofThieves streamers lately.

He usually watches all different people, and we stream to him over @discord when friends + I play so that he has something chill to watch while he works.

But yesterday...

Twitch drops have been up all weekend and Paris has been watching the only Aussie in the list, someone called “SmexiestChicken”.

He said she was super chill. So he was watching streams beside me in the house instead of playing with us last night...

I was in a galley w/ @The_McJones, @DrJosh9000 + @rubin_af. We were off towards a skelly fort. We get there + there’s another Galleon; we offer alliance but they start fighting.

We begin to fire back, a skelly galleon spawns on us. An epic battle between three galleys ensues...

We finally sink both.

We’re sitting there, licking our wounds, low on supplies. We’re a galley with the Viva Piñata skin on, repping the Order of Souls with an alliance flag up.

A brigantine approaches...

It gets closer. It’s a brig with a Viva Piñata skin on, repping the Order of Souls with an alliance flag up. We figure “friend” but they fire.

Back IRL: Paris is still 3m away from me, watching us streaming to him (me cursing now) and also this Chicken woman on Twitch...

We have no supplies to fight them. So I go for the board.

I get their anchor down + drop two of them before I get killed. I wake in the Ferry of the Damned...

...face to face with @SmexiestChicken.

I shout to Paris, who has been watching BOTH STREAMS THE WHOLE TIME + he’s just like “Oh, that’s you?”

Side note: looking like a d*ck the whole time because my Gaston-esque character does not suit the faction uniform AT ALL.

#BeMorePirate