Went to pick up something free off craigslist with the girlfriend. Naturally I went armed, as I am always armed, unlike podcasting hosting couch-sof vetbros like @TheNumba1Guy

We arrive and there's a bunch of stuff in the front lawn. I conduct a tactical threat assessment scan and decide to make my move.

I round house kick a ladder over than elbow a lampshade. My elbows are modified elbows as I incorporate racking the slide on my Taurus G3.

yes it's just as good if not better than the millenial's Glock they so desperately cleave to.

My girlfriend got mad at me for "damaging their stuff" which they were basically throwing away.

I explained to her how to present as a hard target and then i called her a bitch